• DC comics: Of course we’re not going to call him Martian Manhunter, that’s stupid!
  • Marvel: New movie for the cinematic universe? Bradley Cooper is a talking raccoon, Vin Diesel is a tree, and Chris Pratt is buff.

Marvel Studios’ Chris Crisis (Chrisis)


Marvel: So for Thor we’ve cast Chris Hemsworth…

Me: Ooo, he’s hot!

Marvel: Then for Captain America we’ve got Chris Evans…

Me: Also extremely hot.

Marvel: Now to complete the Chris trifecta we’ve cast Chris Pratt as Peter Quill in Guardians of the Galaxy.

Me: Andy from Parks and Rec? He’s more goofy-cute than hot.

Marvel: We will make him hot.

Me: Yeah okay….

Me: Wha?!

Marvel: You’re welcome.


100 years later and I’m still talking about this gif

(Source: prince-neymar)