- DC comics: Of course we’re not going to call him Martian Manhunter, that’s stupid!
- Marvel: New movie for the cinematic universe? Bradley Cooper is a talking raccoon, Vin Diesel is a tree, and Chris Pratt is buff.
Hello my name is Metka, i'm from Slovenia and here are all the teams (FCB, Spain nt, SLO nt, Phoenix Suns, BVB, Chelsea FC, NK Maribor....) sportsmen (FCB players, Goran Dragić, Peter Prevc, Jaka Hvala, Jurij Tepeš, Marco Reus, David Luiz...) and other stuff about sports i'm obsessed with. FOOTBALL/soccer, BASKETBALL, SKIING, SKI JUMPING/FLYING, HOCKEY etc.
Marvel: So for Thor we’ve cast Chris Hemsworth…
Me: Ooo, he’s hot!
Marvel: Then for Captain America we’ve got Chris Evans…
Me: Also extremely hot.
Marvel: Now to complete the Chris trifecta we’ve cast Chris Pratt as Peter Quill in Guardians of the Galaxy.
Me: Andy from Parks and Rec? He’s more goofy-cute than hot.
Marvel: We will make him hot.
Me: Yeah okay….
Marvel: You’re welcome.